These are some of the my first Bold Faced Lies. Feel free to email any you feel are appropriate. They can be yours or a quote from someone else. Email to semmert@enteract.com. I will publish if I find them amusing. Thanks.

Bold Faced Lies

1) I think Bill Gates is a neat guy.
2) When I went to Yale, George W and I used to party like frat-boy rock stars.
Now he calls for advise on Iraq.
3) Enron is the only American business who used corrupt business practices, and WorldCom, and Global Crossing.
That's it just Enron, WorldCom and Global Crossing.
3a) Big Business doesn't lie.
4) We should bail out the airline industry again.
5) Fat women are more desireable to men than thin women.
6) I can drink more than 3 alcoholic beverages. No problem.